PSA: Colony Holiday
ANALYZING…
FILE TYPE: Public Service Announcement
PERIOD: Colony Era
SPEAKERS: AI subroutine [ID: AI06]
TOPIC: Landing Day
SUMMARY: A recording of a colony-wide PSA regarding an upcoming holiday, Landing Day.
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[AI06]: Attention. This is an automated announcement. We’re fast approaching the anniversary of Landing Day.
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[AI06]: On Landing Day, we celebrate humanity’s immeasurable achievement in colonizing Tau Ceti IV, as well as the birth of society in New Cascadia. Your local gathering will be held in Lobby 6A—lock them up so they won’t bite. Lock them up so they won’t breathe. Lock them up—Lobby 6A. All family members are welcome. Attendees will be gifted two extra rations. Eat, drink, and remember our humble beginnings with pride—purge, purge, purge, purge—with pride.
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TYPE: TEXT [X]; AUDIO [X]
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